Wish Corruption

Here's how it goes.

Topic starter (moi) makes a wish of any sort. (I wish for a cake)

Next poster will grant that wish ... and make it backfire in as hilarious a manner as possible. (The cake has a rabid dingo in it, it pops out and mauls to you to death) Then proceed to make a wish. (I wish for X)

Repeat.

I wish for a cake.

Wish granted.

As you walk into a room to find a cake, cutting down the delicious frosting, and placing it into your mouth, you realize one thing...

This is no cake... this is WAX in the shape of a cake! OH MY GOD! THE CAKE IS A LIE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Then the door closes, and you are trapped forever.


And now for me... I wish for nothing bad ABSOLUTELY WHATSOEVER in what I would consider not bad to actually happen.

You are granted immortality and all required secondary superpowers to be immutable in every sense of the term. You require no sustenance and no rest, while your body is impervious and can survive no matter the conditions.

As such you outlive the destruction of our solar system in the distant future, while humanity has destroyed itself leaving you alone to drift in space.

I wish for chopsticks to gouge out my eyes with.