"IS THIS FUCKING THING ON? IS IT ON? WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU. NO, IT'S NOT BECAUSE I AM SCREAMING, YOU DEAF FUCK... STICK A TAMPON IN IT YOU LITTLE SHIT! OKAY SO WHAT? LET THE CUM DRIBBLING CUNTS HEAR ME FOR ALL I CARE, I JUST GOTTA MAKE THIS FAGGY ANNOUNCEMENT TO THOSE RETARDS, WHO'LL DO ANYTHING FOR SOME CAST POINTS LIKE CRACK WHORES SUCKING MY COCK."
Chief Charlie cleared his throat, "LISTEN UP YOU FAGGOTS, WE HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT TODAY, WHICH MEANS ANYONE WITH A PAIR OF BALLSACKS BETTER STEP UP, UNLESS YOUR OVARIES ARE LEAKING, THEN STICK OUT LIKE THE BITCH YOU ARE. TODAY... WE'LL BE HAVING A TOURNAMENT THAT TESTS OUT WITS, STRENGTH, AND ABILITY. ALL INCARCERATED SOULS ARE ELIGIBLE, AND ARE GIVEN RANDOM WEAPONS IN THE BATTLE, AND WILL BE REQUIRED TO DISABLE THE OTHER PERSON, AND KILLING IS ALLOWED!"
There was a pause.
"WHAT?! WHO THE FUCK MADE UP THAT FAGGY RULE? THE DIRECTOR? HE CAN EAT SHIT FOR ALL I CARE, AND SUCK MY DICK. WHAT? HE IS BRIBING ME WITH COLD HARD CASH... OKAY THEN..."
The PA paused, as the Chief cleared his throat.
"I regret to inform all of you piece of shit dregs and assholes of society, that KILLING EACH OTHER is AGAINST the rules..." Sigh, "Because APPARENTLY, we are losing too many prisoners far too fast, blah de blah blah, and some other moral life abolitionist bullshit, you are only given BLUNT weapons, and WILL be required to knock the other person out. Those weapons are given shock capacity to deblitate a person, and only that, which by the way, I WILL FUCKING MURDER EACH ONE OF YOU IF YOU ABUSE THE SYSTEM TO KILL... so ahem... the winner of this event gets you ONE THOUSAND POINTS, and..." He gulped, it took all the fiber of his being to pronounce this word, the dreadful words of those that are NOT WINNERS, "S... s... FUCK THIS SHIT, NOT FIRST PLACE, BUT THE PLACE AFTER FIRST PLACE WILL GET 500 CAST POINTS, AND THE PLACE AFTER THE FIRST PLACE AND AFTER AGAIN... TH... THI... THE PLACE THAT IS ONE ONE ONE PLUS EACH OTHER, WILL GET TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY CAST POINTS. THE REST OF YOU ASSMONGERS WILL GET NOTHING AT ALL, BECAUSE YOU SUCK AT DOING THESE EVENTS. YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL I AM LETTING YOU RETARDS WALK AWAY WITH YOUR FAGGY LIVES."
And so the PA announcements dies out. The officers stand ready to receive anyone daring to try their hand in this co-ed program between incarcerated souls, and Deadman. Sans the fact Deadmen are given SPECIFIC instructions NOT to use their powers if they actually participate, otherwise will find themselves host to the detonation of an entire battle arena environment, the simultaneous gassing of the arena, AND the prejudiced use of firearms and heavy explosives JUST to turn them into nothing more than paste in this environment. Also they are contractually obligated not to mention their abilities to other prisoners.
Good thing the collars have auditory listening devices in them! An innovation from the Chief Charlie.
(OOC: Anything below this line is OOC.)
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To sum it up, we will take up volunteers and sign ups, and they'll be let out into a specially made jungle environment, where the audience gets to see you from the floating surveillance cameras! Each person will get a special weapon, some may get a boomerang, and some others may even be lucky as to get a tranquilizer gun! But rest assured, this will all be chosen on random occurrence.
The whole jungle has explosives in it, but rest assured, they are deep underground, and won't trigger from whatever happens within the confines of the arena! Not to say they aren't lethal. But nonetheless, Deadmen are to pose as incarcerated souls, and are given fake identities as well, to those that want to try out a bit of freedom topside instead of in the deep danky underground. All contestants will be placed in their own venues apart from another, and would encounter another contestant based on random chance. There aren't many rules in this contest besides the requirement that YOU DO NOT KILL the fellow contestant, otherwise your life is forfeit from extremely violent overkill.
The more flashy you are in this Battle Royale, the more cast points you get! So if you feel like this'd win audience approval, then feel free to do so! Even if you are a loser, if you happen to be a crowd favorite, you may just walk away with 500 cast away bonus points (which is an example, cast points will vary between person to person, and what they've done). So your actions must NOT be boring, or too overly pragmatic or the like if you want these bonus points!
So sign up all and about for a chance to win some prizes! First place gets a mystery prize that they may take in future contests and even give them an unfair advantage over their fellow prisoners!
P.S. All videos of the Battle Royale is not real time, and is subject to editing in the future, and audience is going to watch through Pay-Per-View, when it is finally aired in its complete form.
P.P.S. All prisoners are required to dress like John Rambo, that means a bandanna, some boots, cargo pants, and that's it. Use the camouflage to your advantage when you can. Your prison drabs will not do, and must be forfeit.
Anyways, just say you want to sign up by posting here, and your name. Once the appropriate amount come along, then the contest will start. But there may be a surprise or two in the contest along the way... so... just know that incarcerated souls aren't your only enemy.
Edited Note: Deadmen registering in will have SPECIFICALLY MADE WORM EATER NANOBOTS injected into their blood by default, which would render all Deadmen abilities non-functional, turning them into normal humans.
Also, the Battle Royale is assumed to be a parallel event with your IC-posts, so you can be in the Battle Royale and at the same time continue your RP with whomever, but note that it would be assumed to be in the future rather than a past event in your personal chronological order. CARRY ON, AND REMEMBER, MAY THE BEST MAN OR WOMAN WIN.
1st Place - 1000 cast points & mystery prize
2nd Place - 500 cast points
3rd Place - 250 cast points
1 - Ruse
2 - Anima Cremisi
3 - Zilo
4 - ___
5 - ___
6 - ___
7 - ___
8 - ___
Wed Dec 19, 2012 2:32 pm by 
Subject: Battle Royale Sign Ups! 
